Setting: Family sitting at the dinner table enjoying some Chicken Empanadas.
Mom: Micah, this is a type of food you can eat with your hands.
Micah: (in his best Simon/British accent) Mother, I am not a savage – I am a gentleman!
(This was just after he pulled his shirt up and starting rubbing his belly at the dinner table)
Setting: Mom, Dad & Megan browsing through JC Penny’s
Megan: Mom, I am going to get a shirt that says, “Some one needs to spend Daddy’s money!” (She throws a coy smile at mom, along with some attitude, and adds) And its not going to be you!
I wonder who she is implying will spend my money.
